He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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