I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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