She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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