You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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