Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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