Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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