yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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