let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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