I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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