actually, I'm a sock model
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
