I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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