How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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