I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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