i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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