Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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