I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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