Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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