I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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