We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
My ATM looks so different sober.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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