I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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