if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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