she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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