16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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