that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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