i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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