Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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