awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
