You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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