Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
i believe in u and ur pee
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