i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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