do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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