so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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