so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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