well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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