i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Randomize
