Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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