talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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