He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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