"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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