Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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