I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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