they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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