is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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