super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Randomize
