I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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