moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
where are you?
Hypothermia
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Randomize
