In the future we'll all be gay
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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