hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
My pussy is not your playground.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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