so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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