I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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