Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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