I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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