Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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