At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Just cropdusted the office
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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