Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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